Being a series of nine articles of advice to would-be writers, originally written 1988-1990 and published in various fanzines. They were updated for the Web long ago, but now, due to changes in the publishing world, they are hideously, disastrously out of date. I no longer stand by any of this.
So You Want to Be A Writer...
A Series of Articles Written in 1989-1990:
That's it; here's your list of handy exits: