{"id":977,"date":"2017-05-16T05:50:12","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T05:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=977"},"modified":"2017-05-18T18:07:28","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T18:07:28","slug":"trailer-park-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/16\/trailer-park-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Trailer Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(All new!)<\/p>\n<p>So we saw &#8220;The Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2&#8221; Monday afternoon (and had a lovely time, thanks).  It has long been my custom to assess the trailers accompanying any movie we see in the theater, so here we go:<\/p>\n<p>There were eight trailers.  This is excessive.  It hasn&#8217;t been that long since five was the norm.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Transformers: The Last Knight&#8221; looks big and loud and stupid.  I am <i>so<\/i> not interested.<\/p>\n<p>The remake of &#8220;The Mummy&#8221; does not look very promising, either.  Both these first two trailers were so loud that I was beginning to worry the whole feature would be unpleasant and ear-tiring, but fortunately that did not turn out to be the case.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Spider-Man: Homecoming&#8221; was the first trailer that was <i>not<\/i> just a barrage of noise and CGI.  It had moments of character, bits of humor, and generally lots of stuff to indicate that the film is not just a noisefest and lightshow.  I  expect to see and enjoy this one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alien: Covenant&#8221;&#8230; I dunno.  It looks better than the last couple of Alien movies, but that&#8217;s saying depressingly little.  I think I&#8217;ll pass.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dunkirk&#8221;:  It&#8217;s a war movie.  It looks as if it&#8217;s a well-made one, with some good characters, but I&#8217;m not much on war movies these days (with exceptions for superhero war movies).  If the word of mouth sings enough hosannas, I might check it out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Star Wars:  The Last Jedi&#8221; looks pretty good, and I still plan on seeing every feature in the series.  It would take a real stinker to make me stop.  The three prequels were building up a significant amount of suckage, but the Disney takeover has cleansed my palate and renewed my enthusiasm.<\/p>\n<p>The trailer for &#8220;Thor: Ragnarok&#8221; has a little more CGI than I really wanted, but the line &#8220;I know him from work!&#8221; sold me &#8212; I wanna see it.  In general, the Thor series has not been at the top of my Marvel list (not that they suck, they just aren&#8217;t as good as some of the others), but this one has promise.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, the next Pirates of the Caribbean film &#8212; does it even have a definite title yet? &#8212; capped off the previews.  I regret to say that even though I loved the first one and it&#8217;s always a delight to watch Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, I think the series has outlasted its sell-by date.  Zombie sharks are one of those ideas that sounds great in a late-night conversation but should probably not actually be used.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, it was a very loud set of trailers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(All new!) So we saw &#8220;The Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2&#8221; Monday afternoon (and had a lovely time, thanks). It has long been my custom to assess the trailers accompanying any movie we see in the theater, so here we go: There were eight trailers. This is excessive. 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