{"id":959,"date":"2017-04-16T07:08:43","date_gmt":"2017-04-16T07:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=959"},"modified":"2017-04-16T07:08:43","modified_gmt":"2017-04-16T07:08:43","slug":"thats-not-catchy-thats-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/16\/thats-not-catchy-thats-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Not Catchy, That&#8217;s Sick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>From a newsgroup post dated June 24, 2006:<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(From a thread about why so many songs are about really unhealthy relationships&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Got one stuck in my head today &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get down now baby, let your boss man see<br \/>\nIf you can howl just like a dog for me.<br \/>\nBlack leather is my favorite game<br \/>\nAnd you will learn how to scream my name&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Ball Crusher&#8221;<br \/>\n\tfrom the album STEPPENWOLF 7<\/p>\n<p>So what really twisted pop songs can you guys think of?<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few of my favorites:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every Breath You Take&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Possession&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;In Your Room&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Obsession&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How Do I Make You&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Those are all stalker songs, more or less; then there&#8217;s stuff like Grace Slick&#8217;s &#8220;Silver Spoon,&#8221; about cannibalism.<\/p>\n<p>Damn near anything by the Bloodhound Gang would qualify, I suppose.  &#8220;Yummy Down On This&#8221; and &#8220;The Ballad of Chasey Lane&#8221; seem especially lurid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a newsgroup post dated June 24, 2006: (From a thread about why so many songs are about really unhealthy relationships&#8230;) Got one stuck in my head today &#8212; &#8220;Get down now baby, let your boss man see If you can howl just like a dog for me. Black leather is my favorite game And&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/16\/thats-not-catchy-thats-sick\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements","category-generalities-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":960,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions\/960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}