{"id":950,"date":"2017-04-08T17:24:18","date_gmt":"2017-04-08T17:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=950"},"modified":"2017-04-08T17:24:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-08T17:24:47","slug":"linguistic-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/08\/linguistic-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Linguistic Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Originally posted to sff.people.lwe on March 23, 2006:<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I have a theory &#8212; not a very serious one &#8212; that languages are optimized for specific uses.  German&#8217;s good for giving orders, Italian&#8217;s good for singing, Spanish is good for gossiping, English is good for explaining.<\/p>\n<p>And Mandarin Chinese is good for arguing.<\/p>\n<p>Any comments?  Suggestions for other languages?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted to sff.people.lwe on March 23, 2006: I have a theory &#8212; not a very serious one &#8212; that languages are optimized for specific uses. German&#8217;s good for giving orders, Italian&#8217;s good for singing, Spanish is good for gossiping, English is good for explaining. And Mandarin Chinese is good for arguing. Any comments? Suggestions&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/08\/linguistic-theory\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements","category-generalities-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":951,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}