{"id":527,"date":"2015-05-15T13:00:53","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T18:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=527"},"modified":"2017-02-09T08:05:30","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T08:05:30","slug":"trailer-park-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/15\/trailer-park-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trailer Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seven trailers with &#8220;Age of Ultron&#8221;; apparently the last couple of movies we saw were flukes in having fewer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ant Man&#8221; looks like a lot of fun. I&#8217;d seen much of what&#8217;s in the trailer somewhere before, probably an ad or &#8220;sneak peek&#8221; on TV, but there was some new-to-me material, and it all looked pretty good. I&#8217;m pretty amazed at Marvel&#8217;s track record this century.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tomorrowland&#8221; &#8212; this was a new trailer, not the one I saw in January and March. That earlier one I think was what they call a &#8220;teaser trailer&#8221; on DVDs, while this was a full trailer, and it took a very different slant. George Clooney wasn&#8217;t even in the other trailer, but he&#8217;s the focus of this one. This one is also much more action-oriented, which is probably going to draw a larger audience, but honestly, I liked the mystery &amp; wonder feel of the first one better. Where my reaction to the first was, &#8220;I think I want to see this,&#8221; the new one elicits, &#8220;Let&#8217;s see what people I trust think of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fantastic Four&#8221; &#8212; another relaunch. One thing I like about the mainline\/Avengers cinematic Marvel universe is that so far it&#8217;s all of a piece, no reboots or major retcons, while the folks with the rights to Spider-Man and the FF keep starting over. Going by this trailer they&#8217;ve got a few things right &#8212; changing the origin trip to an interdimensional one instead of a space shot makes sense, and the way the four powers are shown looks great (especially the Thing), but I have serious reservations about Sue and Johnny not being blood siblings, and Sue&#8217;s father still being alive*. Where previous versions looked a bit cheap, this one doesn&#8217;t, but&#8230; I dunno. I&#8217;m wary.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;San Andreas&#8221; &#8212; why was this made? Is there any reason we need another earthquake disaster movie? The footage of collapsing cities was all stuff we saw in Emmerich&#8217;s &#8220;2012.&#8221; And one line in the trailer pissed me off, where someone says that this quake is a &#8220;global&#8221; disaster. No, it isn&#8217;t. The San Andreas Fault isn&#8217;t going to do any damage beyond the Pacific Rim no matter how completely it goes. I&#8217;d rather watch &#8220;Sharknado 3&#8221; than this.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jurassic World&#8221; &#8212; is this a sequel to the previous three Jurassic Park movies, or a reboot? Because if it&#8217;s a sequel, do these people <i>never<\/i> learn from their mistakes? If it&#8217;s a reboot &#8212; why bother? It does look better than &#8220;San Andreas,&#8221; and I&#8217;d probably pick it over &#8220;Sharknado 3,&#8221; but that&#8217;s a pretty low bar. I mean, I bought the Jurassic Park trilogy on Blu-Ray months ago, and still haven&#8217;t bothered to watch 2 or 3, so I&#8217;m not about to pay to see this new one. The first one covered all the ground I cared about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pixels&#8221; &#8212; I&#8217;d seen this somewhere before, but maybe it was just an ad on TV. Or maybe I forgot it in a previous post here, and it accompanied another movie. It has a ridiculous premise &#8212; alien beings who resemble old video game creatures have come to Earth seeking revenge for all their kin we&#8217;ve slaughtered in arcades and on consoles &#8212; that could be lots of fun. Unfortunately, it doesn&#8217;t look like they&#8217;ve managed to bring out that fun. It mostly looks dumb. The bits in the trailer that are clearly intended to be comic highlights did not elicit laughter, but only a wry smile. Not promising.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Self\/Less&#8221; appears to be playing on SF themes that have been kicking around for decades &#8212; as in, Heinlein&#8217;s <i>I Will Fear No Evil<\/i>, or horror treatments in EC comics or before. 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I&#8217;d seen much of what&#8217;s in the trailer somewhere before, probably an ad or &#8220;sneak peek&#8221; on TV, but there was some new-to-me material, and it all looked&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/15\/trailer-park-2\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements","category-strange-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":638,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions\/638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}