{"id":188,"date":"2014-03-23T02:03:13","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T02:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2017-02-20T22:02:21","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T22:02:21","slug":"the-music-will-never-stop-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/23\/the-music-will-never-stop-17\/","title":{"rendered":"The Music Will Never Stop 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>March 6, 2014:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cutting Through,&#8221; a 1992 promotional tape from Columbia Hard Music, has made its debut in my collection.<\/p>\n<p>I mean that literally; it was still in the shrink-wrap.  I&#8217;d never opened or played it; it&#8217;s just been sitting there, waiting for me to have time.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s seven songs by various metal bands &#8212; the regular packaging says six, but the shrink-wrap had a label announcing a bonus track by Circus of Power.  Also included:  Collision, Cathedral, Alice in Chains, Warrant, Cry of Love, and Rob Halford.  The Halford song says it&#8217;s from the soundtrack to &#8220;Buffy the Vampire Slayer,&#8221; and it took me a moment to realize it meant the movie, not the TV series &#8212; 1992 was well before there <i>was<\/i> a TV series.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a certain sameness to all of these, really, but they aren&#8217;t bad.<\/p>\n<p>And no, I don&#8217;t know where I got the tape.  It was probably a convention freebie, maybe at an ABA.<\/p>\n<p>Also on today&#8217;s agenda:  &#8220;The Unicorn,&#8221; by the Irish Rovers.  A surprisingly short album.  The cassette also has the songs in a completely different order than the LP or CD &#8212; I mean, <i>completely<\/i> different, not just a couple swapped to make the sides come out even. They also repeated the title track in the middle of Side 2 for no obvious reason.  I rearranged everything back to the order from the LP.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Irish folk songs and some pseudo-folk songs, including a few serious revolutionary songs and a few comic songs, making for some odd contrasts.  Eleven songs in all, which might seem reasonable for an album, but the longest on here is well under four minutes, and a couple are less than half that.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s good to have.<\/p>\n<p>March 6, 2014:<\/p>\n<p>And today I have restored Nicolette Larson&#8217;s &#8220;Radioland&#8221; to its rightful place in my music collection.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only nine tracks, each about three minutes, so it&#8217;s a surprisingly short album, and honestly, I only really like about half of it, but I like that half a lot.  I used to keep this in the car, back when I had a car with a cassette player, and I played it a <i>lot<\/i>.  Mostly for the title track.<\/p>\n<p>I always sort of wondered what happened to Larson, so today I looked her up and learned that she shifted over to country, then died young of liver failure that may have been the result of drug-induced damage.  What a shame!<\/p>\n<p>Since &#8220;Radioland&#8221; was so short, I went ahead and did a second tape &#8212; one labeled &#8220;10 Sketches &#8211; Radio Pirates.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You probably never heard of the Radio Pirates &#8212; at least, not this group; I&#8217;m aware others (including a band) have used the name.  The Radio Pirates were a comedy group out of Wisconsin that was more or less headed by Scott Dikkers and Jay Rath.  In 1992 they bought the rights to do a radio adaptation of my short story &#8220;The Drifter&#8221; &#8212; I&#8217;ll be getting to <i>that<\/i> tape later.  This one was sent to me by Scott Dikkers as a sample of their work, to help convince me to let them have the rights cheap.  He sent at least two others, as well, which I&#8217;ll get to later; I played the others and liked them, am not sure whether I ever listened to this one.<\/p>\n<p>If the name Scott Dikkers sounds familiar, it&#8217;s probably because in 1993 the Radio Pirates broke up, and he devoted his time to another comedy project he owned:  The Onion.  Where he&#8217;s twice been the editor, and where he&#8217;s been very involved in their multi-media online empire.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, these sketches are all short &#8212; the longest is a little over four minutes.  In fact, all ten together did not fill the first side of a C-60 tape, and the second side was blank.  (I played it, just to be sure.  Blank.)  They&#8217;re inventive, all amusing, but not often really funny.  They&#8217;re very well produced, though, and even when spoofing current events (e.g., the elder George Bush, or the Robert Mapplethorpe brouhaha) they haven&#8217;t dated badly.<\/p>\n<p>March 7, 2014:<\/p>\n<p>Well, crap.<\/p>\n<p>The next tape I picked from the pile was &#8220;Dream Police,&#8221; by Cheap Trick.  It didn&#8217;t sound very good, so I tried rewinding it back and forth, to loosen up sticky spots and realign the tape with the heads, Sometimes this helps when a tape has been sitting unplayed for years.<\/p>\n<p>This time it made it significantly worse, intolerably muddy, whereupon I said, &#8220;How much would it cost to just download it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Six bucks.  It&#8217;s worth six bucks to me to not spend possibly hours messing with a bad tape, so I bought it off Amazon and tossed the tape.<\/p>\n<p>And I then discovered that it&#8217;s not really a great album.  Not as good as I remembered.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well.  It&#8217;s in the collection now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March 6, 2014: &#8220;Cutting Through,&#8221; a 1992 promotional tape from Columbia Hard Music, has made its debut in my collection. I mean that literally; it was still in the shrink-wrap. I&#8217;d never opened or played it; it&#8217;s just been sitting there, waiting for me to have time. It&#8217;s seven songs by various metal bands &#8212;&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/23\/the-music-will-never-stop-17\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-generalities-rants","category-strange-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}