{"id":1075,"date":"2017-08-01T05:58:53","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T05:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2017-08-01T05:58:53","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T05:58:53","slug":"the-muse-plagues-me-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/01\/the-muse-plagues-me-6\/","title":{"rendered":"The Muse Plagues Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>From a newsgroup post dated January 5, 2013:<\/i><\/p>\n<p>On Usenet there&#8217;s a busy thread about high-tech guns incorporating various technology to make them safer or more accountable, and goddammit, now I have the opening scenes of a story in my head.<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought I might have a complete short story, but then I realized that no, it&#8217;s the opening of a much longer tale.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s a near-future setting where gun control efforts have taken the form of requiring (or strongly recommending) new guns to incorporate a device that informs the local police any time the gun is fired outside a shooting range, and a camera that goes off whenever the gun is fired, showing what it shot at.<\/p>\n<p>And one dull evening the cop on monitor duty gets an alert &#8212; someone has just emptied a .45&#8217;s twelve-round magazine as fast as he could pull the trigger.  He puts out the word, and a cop car investigates the reported location.<\/p>\n<p>The gun owner&#8217;s mangled corpse is there.  So&#8217;s the gun.  They pull the camera&#8217;s memory chip, and find twelve images of a cthulhoid monster closing at superhuman speed, untroubled by the high-caliber bullets hitting it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a newsgroup post dated January 5, 2013: On Usenet there&#8217;s a busy thread about high-tech guns incorporating various technology to make them safer or more accountable, and goddammit, now I have the opening scenes of a story in my head. At first I thought I might have a complete short story, but then I&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/01\/the-muse-plagues-me-6\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1076,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions\/1076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}