{"id":1040,"date":"2017-06-22T05:19:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T05:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2017-06-22T05:19:35","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T05:19:35","slug":"our-nations-capital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/22\/our-nations-capital\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Nation&#8217;s Capital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>From a newsgroup post dated January 15, 2010:<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You know those overhead signs in supermarkets that tell you what&#8217;s in which aisle?  There are several variations, but I assume you know roughly what I&#8217;m talking about.<\/p>\n<p>Safeway, at least around here, has them arranged to list a category, and then three items in that category you&#8217;ll find on that side of that aisle, such as:<\/p>\n<p>DAIRY<br \/>\n ==<br \/>\nYogurt<br \/>\nEggs<br \/>\nButter<\/p>\n<p>or maybe<\/p>\n<p>DINNER<br \/>\n ==<br \/>\nPasta<br \/>\nSauces<br \/>\nCanned meats<\/p>\n<p>Well, tonight we stopped into a Safeway down in Washington to grab a couple of things, and Aisle 2&#8217;s left-hand sign read:<\/p>\n<p>BREAKFAST<br \/>\n  ==<br \/>\nBeer<br \/>\nAnd<br \/>\nBeer<\/p>\n<p>I suppose there might be some innocent explanation, that they moved the beer there from somewhere else and didn&#8217;t bother to change the top line, but still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And that &#8220;and&#8221; just somehow makes it perfect; it&#8217;s not just beer, it&#8217;s beer <i>and<\/i> beer.<\/p>\n<p>For breakfast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a newsgroup post dated January 15, 2010: You know those overhead signs in supermarkets that tell you what&#8217;s in which aisle? There are several variations, but I assume you know roughly what I&#8217;m talking about. Safeway, at least around here, has them arranged to list a category, and then three items in that category&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/22\/our-nations-capital\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1041,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/1041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}