{"id":1035,"date":"2017-06-20T20:59:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T20:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2017-06-20T20:59:35","modified_gmt":"2017-06-20T20:59:35","slug":"esprit-descalier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/20\/esprit-descalier\/","title":{"rendered":"Esprit d&#8217;escalier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>From a newsgroup post dated December 12, 2009.  &#8220;Esprit d&#8217;escalier&#8221; is French for &#8220;spirit of the staircase,&#8221; and refers to thinking of the perfect comeback only after you&#8217;ve left the party or other event.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I completely failed to come up with a suitable comeback this evening.<\/p>\n<p>Situation:  We&#8217;re going out to dinner, and I&#8217;m explaining to Julie about George Smith, and my sudden realization that the first-person narrator is Wayne Ellsworth, who is a weirdness magnet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like you,&#8221; Julie said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a weirdness magnet,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure you are.  You attracted me, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I still haven&#8217;t figured out what I should have responded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a newsgroup post dated December 12, 2009. &#8220;Esprit d&#8217;escalier&#8221; is French for &#8220;spirit of the staircase,&#8221; and refers to thinking of the perfect comeback only after you&#8217;ve left the party or other event. I completely failed to come up with a suitable comeback this evening. Situation: We&#8217;re going out to dinner, and I&#8217;m explaining&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/20\/esprit-descalier\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusements","category-strange-days"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.watt-evans.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}